THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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