Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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