Christians are straight up FREAKS
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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