Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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