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(781): View more from Massachusetts

He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.

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(720): View more from Colorado

ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.

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(708): View more from Illinois

she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.

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(210): View more from Texas

i had confetti in my bra

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i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me

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(916): View more from California

you want your laptop back?

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are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?

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both.

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come over.

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(248): View more from Michigan

My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him

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