Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
