Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
They have beer where we have blood.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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