ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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