can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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