i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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