Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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