Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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