So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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