my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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