At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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