All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
