do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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