I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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