haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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