he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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