used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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