are you still at the devil's house?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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