But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
i out mim tonsoeep
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