kristin has been a bad kristin
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize
