i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
