You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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