There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Randomize
