Who wears a wallet chain?!
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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