I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
40s are totally the cure
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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