It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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