Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Randomize
