I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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