spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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