well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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