Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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