so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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