the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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