I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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