I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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