Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
