I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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