You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Let's paint friendship bongs
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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