I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
He better not be in your backpack
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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