I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
We had to coat check the pizza.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
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i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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