come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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