I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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