Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Randomize
