it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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