i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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