The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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