Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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